Worst Day Of My Life

Well, the situation has gotten much worse
We’re so sorry to let you know
You know the world that you’ve been living for
Ran out the back…it had to go

Is there anything you’d like to say
Before we take you down and lock you away
I just had the worst day of my life
But I couldn’t be more pleased
My whole world just crashed before my eyes
Right down to my knees
But I can’t stop laughing…No, I can’t stop laughing

We insincerely regret to inform you
That all your time has run out
You see we’ve got keep our pockets full
Despite your most recent sales drought

If you’re listening, feeling sorry for me
In spite of all that I lack
Well, I’m the happiest man in the world
I don’t want any of it back